Profound Beer & Beer Thoughts

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy and that is why he helped to create Boont Amber Ale.
-Benjamin Franklin.

BEER PRAYER:

Our lager, Which arts in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as in the tavern, Give us this day our foamy head , And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, And lead us not into carnation, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager forever and ever.

And lastly, in honor of the Slanty Shanty's Bottling Beer Wenches (as they like to be called....)

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields